Babies Are Sutpid

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September 15, 2013 by The Friday Facts

These three things are true:

  • No victorious sporting team will ever admit that their opponent just plain sucked
  • No relationship dumper will ever admit to the dumpee that “you mean nothing to me (otherwise I wouldn’t be dumping you)”; and
  • No one, parent or otherwise, will ever admit this.
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Dad Thought of the Week

Every time my son hears me say a new word he butchers it in the most adorable way.
I say “cheers”, he says “theerth”.
I say “breakie”, he says “beksie”.
When I say “fuck”, however…. perfect diction.

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